This Fridays catering adventure. #heart #jasonbonham #ledzepplin #rocknroll #halloffame #foodtodiefor (at verizon wireless amphitheater)

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7 Corporate Ads Based On Kanye’s ‘Yeezus’ Lyrics

Kanye West’s new album “Yeezus” is angry, musically experimental and full of alienating lyrics that make it his least commercial effort to date.

So let’s make Kanye sell out a bit. Here are Yeezus’ craziest lyrics, used for the most corporate thing possible: advertisements.

LaQuinta ad just kills me

Little down under cheer from the band autograph wall. #aussie #oi #autograph (at Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre)

Honky Tonkin afternoon. Celebration of Waylon’s birthday #bikers #brews #honkytonk (at Thirsty Beaver Saloon)

This makes my head hurt. #mathconversion #europeantime #militarytime #whattimeisit? (at Time Warner Cable Uptown Ampitheater)

Flashback Friday. Catering for this chap. Couldn’t have been better. #rogerdaltrey #who #fillmorenc #rocknroll #foodtodiefor #legend (at The Fillmore Charlotte)

Catering The xx and Grizzly Bear this weekend. Feel totally out of the loop on this show. #imnotcool #thexx #grizzlybear #foodtodiefor (at Time Warner Cable Uptown Ampitheater)

My new business cards and logo. Thanks @misterbeaudry for the fantastic artwork. Go check him out #foodtodiefor #food2die4.com #catering #rocknroll #art

Yea!! Rancid is coming to Charlotte. Can’t wait. #rancid #concert #clt

Showtime. Earth Wind and Fire. #twitfromthepit #concert #ewf (at Time Warner Cable Uptown Ampitheater)